Are you tired of sitting on a cold toilet, using toilet paper, opening / closing the lid and not having the cleanest backside on your block? TOTO has a whole line of Washlet products that will solve all your problems. By replacing your current toilet seat with one of these babies, you will have toilet / bidet all in one throne with the added bonus of a remote control (You have to be a dork to have a remote control on your john).

What is a bidet?
Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. They may also be used to clean any other part of the body; they are very convenient for cleaning the feet, for example.

The Washlet is designed to introduce you to a level unprecedented comfort, while delivering on the promise of maximum cleanliness. At your command, an integrated, self-cleaning nozzle extends to release a warm, soothing stream of aerated water to provide the ultimate in personal cleansing.

My Thoughts: Well I might not buy one but when I saw a $1995 toilet seat I couldn’t pass this one up. Plus, this was Dork’n Out’s first recommended dorky item by one of our users. When I was researching the TOTO Washlet I came across an interesting fact about bidets on Wikipedia: “Bidets once served as a practical way for couples to prepare themselves before sex, as well as to rinse themselves afterwards”. There you have it!

Attached Documents: Washlet Comparison Chart and Washlet Compatibility Chart.

Dorky Stuff

  • Auto Flush Activated by Sensors or the Simple Touch of a Button
  • Automatic Open / Close Lid Activated by Sensors, or the Simple Touch of a Button on the Remote Control
  • Gentle Aerated Warm Water
  • Front and Rear Washing
  • Massage Feature
  • Warm Air Drying with Variable Three-Temperature Setting
  • Automatic Air Purifier
  • Heated Seat with Temperature Control
  • Convenient Wireless Remote Control with Large LCD Panel
  • Docking Station for Easy Cleaning & Installation
  • Reinforced Base Plate for Enhanced Durability

Availability: Now from authorized TOTO dealers which can be found at totousa.com from $880.