Are you tired of sitting on a cold toilet, using toilet paper, opening / closing the lid and not having the cleanest backside on your block? TOTO has a whole line of Washlet products that will solve all your problems. By replacing your current toilet seat with one of these babies, you will have toilet / bidet all in one throne with the added bonus of a remote control (You have to be a dork to have a remote control on your john).

What is a bidet?
Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. They may also be used to clean any other part of the body; they are very convenient for cleaning the feet, for example.

The Washlet is designed to introduce you to a level unprecedented comfort, while delivering on the promise of maximum cleanliness. At your command, an integrated, self-cleaning nozzle extends to release a warm, soothing stream of aerated water to provide the ultimate in personal cleansing. Read more